Darlene(:

cumberbulge:

my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sofapizza:

this’ll get me adopted in no time

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hearthisong:

Monstar ep 3

I love this part

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Kris’s reaction when a fan curses on Google Hangout

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findingthinagain:

If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.

(via bertibottsbeans)

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

(via findawayorfakeone)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

get out

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