basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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pivotalwolf:

Shiba requires a moment to process the fact that someone touched the butt

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shimadonna:


Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like
should i lick the bun
i’m gonna lick the bun
*licks the bun*

shimadonna:

Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like

should i lick the bun

i’m gonna lick the bun

*licks the bun*

(Source: manicgay, via stirfriedpizza)

bertibottsbeans:

lightning-shaped-scars:

LIA :3 I lub you ^_^

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AH I LOVE YOU MORE YOU BEAUTIFUL SUNFLOWER GODDESS

blackvassal:

soulgems:

I was at main event today and when I was playing lazer tag this 10 year old boy ran up to me and told me I was ugly but I smiled and told him I thought he was very handsome and he blushed and apologized for insulting me then he protected me through the whole game and even shot his own teammates but the greatest part is that when his friend called him a traitor he rolled his eyes and turned to me and apologized for his friend being “a total noob”

children

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aladdinvevo:

i think im in like like with you

(Source: babepdf, via bethvr)

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

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